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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen! -
![God must love stupid people. He made so many of them!]()
Upload to Facebook God must love stupid people. He made so many of them! -
![Character is defined by what you drink. Reputation is defined by how much you drink.]()
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I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. -
![If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.]()
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Never force yourself to have a space in anyone's life because if they really know your worth, they'll surely create one for you. -
Getting carried away can get you married away! -
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Beer: It's not just for breakfast any more. -
Everyone is beautiful if you squint a little.
