-
![A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.]()
Upload to Facebook A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge. -
Sometimes a woman's best beauty aid is a short-sighted man. -
![Rehab is for quitters.]()
Upload to Facebook Rehab is for quitters. -
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. -
![Love at first site - Romance on the internet!]()
Upload to Facebook Love at first site - Romance on the internet! -
Lean on your family tree and you'll never get out of the woods. -
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing. -
Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long. -
![Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.]()
Upload to Facebook Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded. -
![I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.]()
Upload to Facebook I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
