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I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen! -
Did you hear about the army pastry chef two desserted? -
Up until recently I was dating a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off! -
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I love sleeping mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake. -
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Wives are so much more attractive when they don't have an opinion. -
Don't trust stairs... they're always up to something! -
When we first met,she and I were the same age.
