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The days of the pocket diary are numbered. -
If a man's mouth won't dry up looking at you, you ain't hot enough! -
Lock jaw wouldn't be bad but the right people never get it. -
Never spit when on a roller coaster. -
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
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Upload to Facebook If you don't have any haters, odds are you aren't doing anything correctly! -
If a woman says she's wrong, is she still wrong? -
Dating Spiderman must be tricky. Too many strings attached! -
Death is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. -
Man with two watches not know what time it is.
