| When the wine goes in, strange things come out. |
| Wine is bottled poetry. |
| The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. |
| If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. |
| I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. |
| Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. |
| If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I'll bet it'd be really rich. And corrupt. |
| I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. |
| Love is the most important ingredient of a good dish. |
| Food is an important part of a balanced diet. |