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~ Leo TolstoyIf a man earnestly seeks a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from animal food. -
![I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. -
~ Mark TwainSometimes too much to drink is barely enough. -
~ Ewan GunnThere is no wrong way of drinking whisky, If it makes you happy and you're enjoying It then you're already drinking It the right way for you. -
~ Author UnknownSomeone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked! -
~ Brendan Francis BehanI only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. -
![Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.]()
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~ Samuel JohnsonAbstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult. -
~ AristotleBoys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year, for it is wrong to add fire to fire. -
~ Erma BombeckJust think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No thank you" to desert that night. And for what? -
~ Isaac AsimovThe first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
