| Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? |
| If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
| Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. |
| Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected! |
| I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. |
| Sign over a gynecologist's office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' |
| I praise loudly, I blame softly. |
| One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. |
| WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |