| Well behaved women rarely make history. |
| How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. |
| God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. |
| A mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a girl can make him stupid in two minutes. |
| I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing! |
| Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault! |
| A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. |
| Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself. |
| I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. |
| I think it is time, I tell you what people are saying behind your back! Nice Ass. |