| Some times small things in life hurts a lot. If u don’t agree with me...Try to sit on a pin. |
| Talent is useless without training, thank God. |
| Money, Attitude, Ego are like underwear. You should have it but you should not show it unless you are superman ! |
| Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. |
| Since we shall love each other, I shall be great and you shall be rich. |
| Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. |
| If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die! |
| Instead of showering this morning, I climbed into a washing machine and set it on "self cleaning mode." Big mistake. |
| Don't pee in my pool, I wont swim in your toilet! |
| Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint. |