Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? |
Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe pageant always comes from Earth? |
If someone owns a piece of land, is he the owner of it all the way down to the core of the earth? |
Where there is no will, there's litigation. |
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. |
Bad singers break into song because they can't find the key. |
If you hate haters, do you become a hater? |
One who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement. |
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. |
Without a happy frame of mind, you can't be the picture of health. |