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When we first met, she and I were the same age. -
I believe that dust protects furniture. -
I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short. -
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Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant. -
If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart? -
If a boy is a lad and he has a step father, is the boy a step ladder? -
Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose. -
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Cripple jokes are mean, I can't stand them.
