Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute. |
Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage. |
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband! |
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. |
May you die in bed at the age of 95, shot by a jealous spouse. |
Imagination is something that sits up with a wife when her husband comes home late. |
Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist. |
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. |
Retirement means twice as much husband and half as much money. |
A husband often thinks he bosses the house but actually he only houses the boss. |