Marriage Graffiti

  • Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute.
  • Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!
  • If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
  • May you die in bed at the age of 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
  • Imagination is something that sits up with a wife when her husband comes home late.
  • Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
  • Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
  • Retirement means twice as much husband and half as much money.
  • A husband often thinks he bosses the house but actually he only houses the boss.
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