| Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. |
| Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. |
| Alimony; funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried. |
| A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. |
| It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. |
| Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government. |
| Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. |
| Make love, not war. Hell, do both - get married! |
| Every man should marry. Happiness isn't everything. |
| Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. |