| Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments. |
| They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. |
| Kissing - an action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty. |
| Are you happy or are you married? |
| Penalty for bigamy: Two mothers-in-law. |
| My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. |
| No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. |
| May you never live to see your wife a widow. |
| In my house I am king, and my law is that whatever my wife says shall be done. |
| Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. |