| Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. |
| Your drinking may be injurious to your wife's nervous system. |
| Here's to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet! |
| Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. |
| I live with fear every day but sometimes she lets me go fishing. |
| I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. |
| Forget the dog. Beware of the wife. |
| My first rule of a happy marriage: It's better to be happy than right. |
| I did not know what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late! |
| My hubby and I have a magical relationship. Whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears. |