| I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. |
| A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood. |
| All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner. |
| I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late. |
| Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
| My wife ran away with my best friend. I sure miss him. |
| If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. |
| Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. |
| Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. |
| Women like quiet men because they think they are listening. |