| An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. |
| Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. |
| Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. |
| Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the same man she married? |
| She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house. |
| When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it’s self-defense. |
| Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog. |
| Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. |
| The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. |
| A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. |