| A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man. |
| Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. |
| Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. |
| After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
| Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. |
| If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. |
| Men are two types: alive and ....married. |
| I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. |
| Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. |
| An errant wife is like a jigsaw puzzle. When you come home and find a piece missing, you don't quite get the picture. |