| An untidy, badly run house will ruin any marriage and is a disgrace to any intelligent woman. |
| Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. |
| Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head. |
| Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about. |
| An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets,the more interested he is in her |
| My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other;so now it`s just a waiting game. |
| When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. Evelyn Hendrickson |
| For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. |
| Marriage, the family unit, was the original Department of Health, Education and Welfare. |
