| Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms. |
| There are less number of divorce because the wives would not tolerate their men in someone else' arms. |
| Earlier, I was crazy to get married. Now married, I am just crazy. |
| There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse. |
| One man's folly is another man's wife. |
| I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. |
| By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. |
| My wife and I lived happily for twenty years. Then we met. |
| You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. |
| My wife taught me sarcasm but I perfected it. |
