| Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. |
| My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other. So now it's just a waiting game. |
| A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath." For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds. |
| A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men, but they`re a lot more willing to die. |
| Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. |
| Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. Evelyn Hendrickson |
| Be careful who you marry, because the only thing worse than being lonely is wishing you were |
| Dont marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you cant live without. |
| A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. |
