Medical costs can reduce the swelling in your wallet! |
What disease did cured ham actually have? |
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania! |
You should go and see my doctor - you won't live to regret it! |
Never trust a doctor with a good handwriting. |
Dyslexics have more 'nuf'! |
Never trust a doctor whose office plants have all died. |
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. |
Dehydration is liquidity crisis. |
I just got the bill for my surgery. Now I know why those doctors were wearing masks. |