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Give me ambiguity or give me something else. -
There are two kinds of fishermen: those who fish for sport and those who catch something! -
When all else fails, lower your standards. -
Ulcers aren't the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what's eating you. -
If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early? -
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![Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?]()
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![I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?]()
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen!
