| Never hit a man with glasses - hit him with a baseball bat. |
| Good people are always remembered, and bad people a bit more. |
| If words could kill, I'd sentence you to death. |
| Religion is popular because it makes you feel good about being stupid. |
| There is a devil in every berry of the grape. |
| Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. |
| If you don't like the news, go out and make your own. |
| Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? |
| When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. |
| I'm not mean , my humor may be though. |