| If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. |
| If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. |
| I would be unstoppable if I could just get started. |
| How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? |
| He who sticks head in open window gets pane in the neck. |
| I have some time to kill, but not enough to dispose of the bodies. |
| The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane. |
| I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes. |