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  • How the world changes in 1 month<br/>

Feb 14: Will you be my valentine?<br/>
Mar 14: Will you be my quarantine?Upload to Facebook
    How the world changes in 1 month
    Feb 14: Will you be my valentine?
    Mar 14: Will you be my quarantine?
  • Paranoia reaching extreme levels! I sneezed in front of my laptop and the antivirus immediately started!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    Paranoia reaching extreme levels! I sneezed in front of my laptop and the antivirus immediately started!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Today RBI Governor said he will take 2 or 3 quarters to improve the economy.<br/>
I told him to take the entire bottle but do it fast!Upload to Facebook
    Today RBI Governor said he will take 2 or 3 quarters to improve the economy.
    I told him to take the entire bottle but do it fast!
  • This is the first time question and answer both are same.<br/>
Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?<br/>
A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic!Upload to Facebook
    This is the first time question and answer both are same.
    Q: Who declared Corona as a pandemic?
    A: WHO declared Corona as a pandemic!
  • BJP: So, Mr. Tharoor would you like to join BJP next?<br/>
Tharoor: With recompense obeisance to your propound I will sedately ruminate on its efficacy and reciprocate proportionately.<br/>
BJP: Bhai Tu Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi Bas Yeh Bata!Upload to Facebook
    BJP: So, Mr. Tharoor would you like to join BJP next?
    Tharoor: With recompense obeisance to your propound I will sedately ruminate on its efficacy and reciprocate proportionately.
    BJP: Bhai Tu Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi Bas Yeh Bata!
  • The whole of Italy is under lockdown and people are maintaining safe distance from Italians.<br/>
Scindia took it quite seriously!Upload to Facebook
    The whole of Italy is under lockdown and people are maintaining safe distance from Italians.
    Scindia took it quite seriously!
  • I always flew on JET AIRWAYS, banked with YES Bank, had a fixed deposit in DHFL, a real estate investment in a company with IL&FS as a creditor, shares in VIDEOCON and made phone calls on VODAFONE!<br/>
Just wondering about my choices?Upload to Facebook
    I always flew on JET AIRWAYS, banked with YES Bank, had a fixed deposit in DHFL, a real estate investment in a company with IL&FS as a creditor, shares in VIDEOCON and made phone calls on VODAFONE!
    Just wondering about my choices?
  • To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realize that to stop spread of  Coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too!Upload to Facebook
    To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realize that to stop spread of Coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too!
  • The joke going around is SBI will be called now as 'Saving Bank of India' and RBI 'The Remaining Bank of India'!Upload to Facebook
    The joke going around is SBI will be called now as 'Saving Bank of India' and RBI 'The Remaining Bank of India'!
  • I miss the days when you sneezed and people would say a polite `Bless you`, now they say `Get the f**k away from me!`<br/>
#Coronavirus Upload to Facebook
    I miss the days when you sneezed and people would say a polite "Bless you", now they say "Get the f**k away from me!"
    #Coronavirus
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