#Coronavirus You should use hand sanitizer which contains alcohol to kill the virus. Therefore, you should keep your whole body topped up with alcohol to stay completely safe. Don't take any risks and stay drunk until further notice! |
I never thought our death would also be: Made in China! |
The way the markets are behaving, it seems to me that the Corona will kill more invested people than infected people! #Coronavirus |
After Delhi, Corona viRSS hit Bombay. Sensex plunged 1100 points! |
Alcohol prohibition lifted in Gujarat during Trump's visit so that all officers and ministers can communicate easily in English! #TrumpinIndia |
A Chinese man next to me coughs. Me: Aisa Mat Corona Bhai! |
W-U-H-A-N W - wash hands U - use mask properly H - have temperature checked regularly A - avoid large crowds N - never touch your face with unclean hands |
No one has still answered the most critical question in the finance budget. Can we still buy two bottles at the Duty Free Shop! #Budeget2020 |
Gareebo Ko Mili Subsidy, Ameeron Ko Mila Rebate; Middle Class Tum TV Dekho, Tumko Mila Debate! #Budget2020 |
Percentage of Indians paying taxes in India - 5%. Percentage of Indians upset with new income tax slabs - 90% #Budget2020 |