Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years; And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution! |
Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life. 15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega! |
Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people! |
Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him! |
I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me! |
Current Karnataka situation: 38 marks - 1st Rank 77 marks - 2nd Rank 104 marks - 3rd Rank Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction! |
JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires! |
What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING? To form a STABLE government. No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road! |
Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas' 1. Congress got maximum votes 2. BJP got maximum seats 3. JDS got CM post |
State of our opinion polls: An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery. It said: Ladka Na Ladki It could be read as: Ladka, Na Ladki Or Ladka Na, Ladki Or even Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi) |