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  • Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;<br/>
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!Upload to Facebook
    Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;
    And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
  • Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.<br/>
15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!Upload to Facebook
    Surely the SC judge was a Sales Manager in his previous life.
    15 Din Ka Target Ab 2 Din Mein Poora Karna Padega!
  • Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!Upload to Facebook
    Hats off to our politicians for their the enthusiasm, commitment and perseverance to get into public office by any means with an unquenchable desire to serve the people!
  • Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!Upload to Facebook
    Manager of Eagleton resort planning to meet the Governor to claim an invitation to form the government as he has got 116 MLAs with him!
  • I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!Upload to Facebook
    I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me!
  • Current Karnataka situation:<br/>
38 marks - 1st Rank<br/>
77 marks - 2nd Rank<br/>
104 marks - 3rd Rank<br/><br/>

Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!Upload to Facebook
    Current Karnataka situation:
    38 marks - 1st Rank
    77 marks - 2nd Rank
    104 marks - 3rd Rank

    Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
  • JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big `company`, and now all its employees will be millionaires!Upload to Facebook
    JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!
  • What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?<br/>
To form a STABLE government. <br/>
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!Upload to Facebook
    What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
    To form a STABLE government.
    No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
  • Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'<br/>
1. Congress got maximum votes<br/>
2. BJP got maximum seats<br/>
3. JDS got CM postUpload to Facebook
    Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
    1. Congress got maximum votes
    2. BJP got maximum seats
    3. JDS got CM post
  • State of our opinion polls:<br/>
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.<br/>
It said:<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki<br/>
It could be read as:<br/>
Ladka, Na Ladki<br/>
Or<br/>
Ladka Na, Ladki<br/>
Or even<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)Upload to Facebook
    State of our opinion polls:
    An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
    It said:
    Ladka Na Ladki
    It could be read as:
    Ladka, Na Ladki
    Or
    Ladka Na, Ladki
    Or even
    Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
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