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Upload to Facebook I wish my company would give me a holiday in a resort for the fear of another company poaching me! -
Upload to Facebook Current Karnataka situation:
38 marks - 1st Rank
77 marks - 2nd Rank
104 marks - 3rd Rank
Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction! -
Upload to Facebook JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires! -
Upload to Facebook What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
To form a STABLE government.
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road! -
Upload to Facebook Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
1. Congress got maximum votes
2. BJP got maximum seats
3. JDS got CM post -
Upload to Facebook State of our opinion polls:
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
It said:
Ladka Na Ladki
It could be read as:
Ladka, Na Ladki
Or
Ladka Na, Ladki
Or even
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi) -
Upload to Facebook Wah Mera India:
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
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Upload to Facebook There are two things that are likely to happen in Karnataka :
1. BJP will form government today
2. BJP will form a government after a few months
#KarnatakaVerdict -
Upload to Facebook Congress Supporter: I hope Congress will get a majority.
BJP supporter: I hope BJP will get a majority.
Luxury Resort Owner: Hope it will be a hung assembly.
#KarnatakaVerdict -
Upload to Facebook Toofan Postponed Ho Geya Hai... Khabar Leak Hone Ki Wajah Se Bhagwaan Ne Bhi Program Cancel Kar Diya!
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