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  • Feeling cheated by the Met department. Kids are running around at 35km/hr in the house, whereas the maximum wind speed for the day in the NCR is 13km/hr. What's more dangerous?<br/>
~ NCR mothersUpload to Facebook
    Feeling cheated by the Met department. Kids are running around at 35km/hr in the house, whereas the maximum wind speed for the day in the NCR is 13km/hr. What's more dangerous?
    ~ NCR mothers
  • Mukesh Ambani's (net-worth $41 Billion) daughter is marrying Ajay Piramal's (net-worth $4.5 Billion) son.<br/>
It's a classic rich girl-poor boy love story!Upload to Facebook
    Mukesh Ambani's (net-worth $41 Billion) daughter is marrying Ajay Piramal's (net-worth $4.5 Billion) son.
    It's a classic rich girl-poor boy love story!
  • Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!Upload to Facebook
    Blaming the media for the ills of the world is like blaming the mirror for the pimples on your face!
  • It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!Upload to Facebook
    It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
  • What it was supposed to be:<br/>
Beti Bachao!<br/>
What it became:<br/>
Beti: Bachao!Upload to Facebook
    What it was supposed to be:
    Beti Bachao!
    What it became:
    Beti: Bachao!
  • Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!Upload to Facebook
    Don't be ashamed of being Hindu or Muslim, be ashamed if you've no other identity apart from your religion!
  • For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?Upload to Facebook
    For killing humans he was not punished but for killing deer, he has got a 5-year sentence. Strange isn't it?
  • Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.<br/>
#internetsuspensionUpload to Facebook
    Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
    #internetsuspension
  • Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.<br/>
#InternetservicessuspendedUpload to Facebook
    Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.
    #Internetservicessuspended
  • Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.<br/>
#InternetbanUpload to Facebook
    Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.
    #Internetban
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