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  • Boy: Breakup hurts the most.<br/>
Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Breakup hurts the most.
    Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?
  • Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!
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    Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!
  • I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!Upload to Facebook
    I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!
  • AADHAR - To Live in India<br/>
UDHAAR - To Leave India!Upload to Facebook
    AADHAR - To Live in India
    UDHAAR - To Leave India!
  • Daler Mehndi is really special. <br/>
Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!Upload to Facebook
    Daler Mehndi is really special.
    Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!
  • The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.<br/>
Extended indefinitely!Upload to Facebook
    The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.
    Extended indefinitely!
  • What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun?<br/>
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Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The!Upload to Facebook
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  • Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.<br/>
Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!Upload to Facebook
    Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub.
    Maybe their inner journalist will wake up!
  • Don't drink and drive is old,<br/>
Don't drink and bath is new!Upload to Facebook
    Don't drink and drive is old,
    Don't drink and bath is new!
  • I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.<br/>
#SrideviisnomoreUpload to Facebook
    I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam.
    #Srideviisnomore
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