Boy: Breakup hurts the most. Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai? |
Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper! |
I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter! |
AADHAR - To Live in India UDHAAR - To Leave India! |
Daler Mehndi is really special. Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast! |
The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar. Extended indefinitely! |
What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun? . . . . . . . . Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The! |
Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub. Maybe their inner journalist will wake up! |
Don't drink and drive is old, Don't drink and bath is new! |
I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam. #Srideviisnomore |