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Upload to Facebook And now they say it's accidental drowning.
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So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
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Upload to Facebook A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
Hindustan Leaver! -
Upload to Facebook Two idioms facing extinction:
1. As safe as a bank
2. He's a real gem! -
Upload to Facebook Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play! -
Upload to Facebook Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!" -
Upload to Facebook Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now! -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"! -
Upload to Facebook New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
Passport Do, Loan Lo! -
Upload to Facebook This week in News:
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
Priya the Wink Varrier
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier! -
Upload to Facebook Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years.
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
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