What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun? . . . . . . . . Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The! |
Someone should tell Indian media that Judge Loya was last seen in a bathtub. Maybe their inner journalist will wake up! |
Don't drink and drive is old, Don't drink and bath is new! |
I have learnt so much about heart attack, cardiac arrest, exercise, nutrition and stress in the past 48 hrs that I could appear in an exam. #Srideviisnomore |
And now they say it's accidental drowning. . . . So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower! #Srideviisnomore |
A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi: Hindustan Leaver! |
Two idioms facing extinction: 1. As safe as a bank 2. He's a real gem! |
Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year... Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL... Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play! |
Kamal Haasan has launched his own party. That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!" |
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya. I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now! |