Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there. Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"! |
New Rule applied by Banks for loan: Passport Do, Loan Lo! |
This week in News: Modi Ji the Exam Warrior Priya the Wink Varrier PNB the Loan'ly Worrier! |
Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis! |
I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. 1. Give me loan 2. Then leave me alone! |
All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank? |
Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad! |
Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr. Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr! |
Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed. Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)! |
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