News and Politics SMS

  • Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.<br/>
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... `Achhe Din deficiency syndrome`!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
    Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
  • New Rule applied by Banks for loan:<br/>
Passport Do, Loan Lo!Upload to Facebook
    New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
    Passport Do, Loan Lo!
  • This week in News: <br/>
Modi Ji the Exam Warrior  <br/>
Priya the Wink Varrier  <br/>
PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!Upload to Facebook
    This week in News:
    Modi Ji the Exam Warrior
    Priya the Wink Varrier
    PNB the Loan'ly Worrier!
  • Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years. <br/>
So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!Upload to Facebook
    Congress gave 5 Gandhis in 60 years, While BJP gave 4 Modis in 4 Years.
    So BJP wins on Duckworth-Lewis basis!
  • I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. <br/>
1. Give me loan <br/>
2. Then leave me alone!Upload to Facebook
    I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me.
    1. Give me loan
    2. Then leave me alone!
  • All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
Upload to Facebook
    All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
  • Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!Upload to Facebook
    Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
  • Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.<br/>
Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!Upload to Facebook
    Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.
    Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!
  • Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed. <br/>
Banks need to focus first on  KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!Upload to Facebook
    Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed.
    Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!
  • 2016 - Udta Punjab <br/>
2018 - Udta Punjab National BankUpload to Facebook
    2016 - Udta Punjab
    2018 - Udta Punjab National Bank
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