Aur Batao Kya Chal Raha Hai India Mein? Bas Eyebrows Upar-Neeche Ho Rahe Hain! |
Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax. That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax! |
Lower class gets Subsidy Upper Class gets Rebates The middle class gets only TV debates! |
This year's Budget is like: 1. No tax on sports shoes for handicaps 2. Deceased persons now do not need to file Income Tax Returns from the 2nd year onwards of their death 3. Pregnant women do not need to buy half ticket for their unborn babies. 4. GST abolished on Adventure Sports for super senior citizens above 80 years of age. 5. No GST on Circus, Cinema or any kind of exhibition shows for blinds! |
Mitron! Kal Chand Dekh Liya Na, Aaj Budget Ke Baad Din Mein Taare Dikhenge! |
Padmaavat is running successfully for the sixth week in the Supreme Court! |
Teen Baar Talaq Bolne Ka Lafda Khatam Ho Geya, Hamari Wali Toh Iss Ke Dhyare Mein Bhi Nahi Aati, Phir Bhi Iske Paon Khushi Se Zameen Pe Nahi Lag Rahe! |
How to convert an Electron into Neutron? Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges! |
"There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said. He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore! |
No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free. I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card! |