Mitron! Kal Chand Dekh Liya Na, Aaj Budget Ke Baad Din Mein Taare Dikhenge! |
Padmaavat is running successfully for the sixth week in the Supreme Court! |
Teen Baar Talaq Bolne Ka Lafda Khatam Ho Geya, Hamari Wali Toh Iss Ke Dhyare Mein Bhi Nahi Aati, Phir Bhi Iske Paon Khushi Se Zameen Pe Nahi Lag Rahe! |
How to convert an Electron into Neutron? Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges! |
"There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said. He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore! |
No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free. I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card! |
Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat. Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST. 182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99 Gujarati's are real businessmen! |
News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI. Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha! |
Breaking News: The Election Commission has denied any immediate plans to merge with BJP! |
VK and AS are now married. Ab 'ViKAS' Hoga! |