News and Politics SMS

  • I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me. <br/>
1. Give me loan <br/>
2. Then leave me alone!Upload to Facebook
    I'm looking for a bank which can perform 2 things for me.
    1. Give me loan
    2. Then leave me alone!
  • All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
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    All this PNB scam is fine, but the important question is - Is Nirav Modi's Aadhar Card linked to his bank?
  • Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!Upload to Facebook
    Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!
  • Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.<br/>
Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!Upload to Facebook
    Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.
    Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!
  • Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed. <br/>
Banks need to focus first on  KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!Upload to Facebook
    Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed.
    Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!
  • 2016 - Udta Punjab <br/>
2018 - Udta Punjab National BankUpload to Facebook
    2016 - Udta Punjab
    2018 - Udta Punjab National Bank
  • Aur Batao Kya Chal Raha Hai India Mein? <br/>
Bas Eyebrows Upar-Neeche Ho Rahe Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Aur Batao Kya Chal Raha Hai India Mein?
    Bas Eyebrows Upar-Neeche Ho Rahe Hain!
  • Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax.<br/>
That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax!Upload to Facebook
    Govt. has announced the abolition of Income Tax.
    That's right you heard it correct. Jaitley explained that it will be done in 2 stages. First, he will abolish Income. Then he will abolish the tax!
  • Lower class gets Subsidy<br/>

Upper Class gets Rebates <br/>

The middle class gets only TV debates!Upload to Facebook
    Lower class gets Subsidy
    Upper Class gets Rebates
    The middle class gets only TV debates!
  • This year's Budget is like:<br/>
1. No tax on sports shoes for handicaps<br/>
2. Deceased persons now do not need to file Income Tax Returns from the 2nd year onwards of their death<br/>
3. Pregnant women do not need to buy half ticket for their unborn babies.<br/>
4. GST abolished on Adventure Sports for super senior citizens above 80 years of age.<br/>
5. No GST on Circus, Cinema or any kind of exhibition shows for blinds!Upload to Facebook
    This year's Budget is like:
    1. No tax on sports shoes for handicaps
    2. Deceased persons now do not need to file Income Tax Returns from the 2nd year onwards of their death
    3. Pregnant women do not need to buy half ticket for their unborn babies.
    4. GST abolished on Adventure Sports for super senior citizens above 80 years of age.
    5. No GST on Circus, Cinema or any kind of exhibition shows for blinds!
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