Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
Heavily Medicated For Your Safety!
Without Geometry, Life is Pointless!
Screw World Peace, Visualize DRIVING!
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Just be happy I'm not a twin...
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7
Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you!
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!