Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!

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Heavily Medicated For Your Safety!

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Without Geometry, Life is Pointless!

Screw World Peace, Visualize DRIVING!

Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!

Faster than a speeding ticket.

Just be happy I'm not a twin...

How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7

Excuse me for driving so closely in front of you!

My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!