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I have done some terrible things for money.
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Like getting up early to go to work!

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HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me!

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It doesn't matter if it is a relationship, lifestyle or a job. If it doesn't make you happy let it go!

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Work is the greatest thing in the World. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow!

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!

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Don't take right decisions;
Take decisions and make them right!

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation!

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Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!

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Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24!