The wife of an obstetrician to his hubby's flirtatious patient, "My husband delivers babies. He does not install them".
Patient: Doctor, I've had sex abortions when I was unmarried but ever since I have tied the knot I am unable to conceive.
Obstetrician: Evidently you do not breed in captivity.
A woman walks into a gynaecologist's office who greets her with, "At your cervix, madam!"
The woman replies, "Dilated to meet you!"
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes", Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well", the doc concluded, "Go home and wash, Possible!"
A bisexual doctor was mounted on a woman who couldn't conceive children. And the woman's husband was mounted on the doctor.
When confronted by a nurse, the doctor eplied, "I am checking as to who actually is deficient, the wife or the husband!"