Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass.
Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass.
Pathan: I wish it was dark!
Pathan to Sindhi: Tell me a joke in which I am not involved.
Sindhi: Your wife is pregnant!
Pathan and Sindhi got into a heated argument.
While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!"
Pathan: This is not the time to be romantic!
Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Professor Hamid from our apartment house is a gay.
Pathan: Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
How do Pathans practice safe sex?
They mark the camels that kick!
Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual!
How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
Very satisfying!