Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?"
Sindhi: How many wives do you have?
Pathan: Six.
Sindhi: So you really have to work hard. But thank God, you get rest on Sundays...
Pathan: Hardly. Some brother-in-law or the other comes to meet her sister on Sunday!
As the food inspector walked around the bakery he noticed Pathan pressing down the outside of the fruit pies with his thumb.
Inspector: Hey you, don't you have a tool for that?
Pathan: Yeah, but I use that for putting holes in the doughnuts!
What's the definition of a Pathan virgin girl?
A girl who can run faster than her brother!
A Pathan was counting his sheep: "205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210..."
A husband is overjoyed when he discovers that his wife is a virgin. He asks his wife, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity.
Wife: Kiss my ass and my Pathan boyfriend.
Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!
She got a tattoo made on it:
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P.T.O.
Breaking News:
Hina Rabbani's husband and his husband, Firoz Gulzar who is a pathan are upset with each other. The bone of contention is Bilawal Bhutto as both like him a lot.
Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
A: Very satisfying.
Sindhi: Have you ever done it with your girlfriend in the other hole?
Pathan: Are you mad? She'll get pregnant.