2 Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.
Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
Pathan: Obviously Moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!
Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
A: They push harder that way.
Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex with the exception of Pathans!
Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum
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P.T.O.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a Pathan?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.