Santa: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Jeeto: That you are gay.
Jeeto: I can't believe, you go to a prostitute for sex!
Santa: What do I do when you don't like sex?
Jeeto: It's your fault, you never told me you can pay for sex!
Jeeto sat quietly and watched as robbers took away everything from her house.
As thy were Leaving, she cried out:
O hello!
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What about the RAPE?
Santa: Honey, why is the broken condom lying on the sofa?
Tense Jeeto, "Where?"
Then she goes out to check and returns.
Jeeto: For god sake, stop calling our son a broken condom.
Doctor: Your knees are all blistered!
Jeeto: Coz of doggy style.
Doctor: Can't you do it any other style?
Jeeto: Oh, I can, but the dog can't!
Preeto: It's hard to be good.
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
After Banta and Preeto got married, Preeto was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A store assistant comes up to help her and asks if she needs any assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, but I don't know what type he uses".
Store Assistant: Is it the ball type?
Preeto: It's for his underarms.
Jeeto says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac".
Doctor: I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is 500 rupees an hour.
Jeeto: How much for the whole night?
Jeeto: Kiss me, Doctor.
Doctor: I can't. We, doctors have an ethics standard that doesn't allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't even be fucking you!
Preeto: Why are men become smarter during sex?
Jeeto: Because they are plugged into a genius.