Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake...
But I love them all!
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I mean, my friends!
A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down ; and always close to the heart.
Love you, Dear Bra!
Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!
Friends are like boobs, some are real and some are fake!
Remember when you need a good FUCK, I'll always be here for you. It's because FUCK stands for:
F: Friends
U: You
C: Can
K: Keep
So promise me that we will good FUCK forever!
There are 3 things in life that cause unnecessary problems when they break:
Love
Friendship and
Condoms!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Friends are like butt cheeks;
Shit may come between them but they always stick together.
Thanks for being my butt and the butt of my jokes!
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
Friends are like an Underwear - always a comfort.
Good friends are like a Condom - always protecting.
Great friends are like a Viagra - lift you up when you are down!