Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
The difference between me and mosquito is,
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
Boy: Your dress is too short.
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
R.I.P. to the virgin vaginas that were lost on Valentine's Day over a few roses!
I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!
The sheer problem faced by me because of my immense love for you is that every time I miss you, I don't have enough strength and thus can't...
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wank!