Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out!
Man in confession box.
Man: I just got caught screwing my neighbour.
Father: Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?
Man: His wife!
A Greek and an Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch a naked man.
As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that one of the young ladies had sketched the man with an erection.
The professor said, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replied, "Sir, I am straight so that was logical for me. I didn't know about you being gay!"
Q: How does a gay remove a condom?
A: He farts.