Brains are awesome...
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I wish everyone had one!
Its hard to find a good friend who is
90% funny
95% sexy
100% perfect...
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So, whatever you do just don't lose me!
The best 'Prank Call' ever:
"Hello KFC?"
"Yes, how can I help you sir?"
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"I want McDonalds number!"
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you...
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are not!
Just Go To Hell,
Yes You
You Only
Because only You .
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can change - Hell into Heaven, by your sweetness!
If it walks like a duck;
And talks like a duck.
It simply means - you're drunk;
Because...
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Ducks don't talk!
A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing 'who is best'?
Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
Donkey: ...
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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend...
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a nice girlfriend?
Life is too short to be serious all the time.
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So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin's, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself,
I can lend you my mirror!