You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married say 'It's the same sex all the time. |
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
We English have sex on the brain. Not the best place for it, actually. |
People in Hollywood don't have that much sex, or at least I don't. |
At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it. |
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. |
Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man. |
I can't be described as a sex symbol; I think it's ridiculous. |
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. |
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all. |