I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors. |
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats. |
I'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection. |
Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. |
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. |
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. |
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. |
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? |
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand. |
When they (breasts) are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that. |